OOGA BOOGA BING $BONG (Bera Inu, an experiment in CaaS)

7 min readDec 21, 2022

intro

henlo and gm frens, i am Beraoshi. exactly who i am behind the screen is not very important and in a few moments you will understand why. i will give you a short background in that i have been involved in crypto for a multitude of years now, with my main fascination being the genesis of decentralized communities and how they turn into cults.

cults? wtf are u talking about

we hav seen many examples of “decentralized community” experiments over the years, with the shining examples being BTC, DOGE, and SHIB. three tokens that do absolutely nothing, yet the meta/lore of deez has become so powerful that the mere ideas they represent are wat brings dem value.

the idea of a “decentralized community” is great, but the reality is that every successful decentralized community eventually has at least one main figure who takes on the role of steering the ship towards some kind of goal.

it is then, as soon as leader(s) and/or goals are apparent within the group, that the metamorphosis from “decentralized community” to “INTERNET MONEY CULT” occurs.

dis is where tings get interesting. prominent figures rise, ranks form within the cult, memes, stories, and rules are created, u know wat i’m talking about… the fun stuff…

wen utilized correctly, the power of an internet money cult goes far beyond what anyone could hav possible imagined. this is term coined by some as CaaS (Cult as a Service).

teh power of CaaS (Cult as a Service)

okay, so far all we hav discussed are 0% tax memecoin cults. dis is jus da tip of da iceberg, and next i wood lick to quickly speak on how Olympus DAO utilized teh power of CaaS.

call it a ponzi, call it da future of currency, call it watever u want. one thing is for certain, and that is that $OHM is a CULT

the image that started it all, (3,3) represented an “everyone wins” scenario for $OHM holders and was spread by utilizing CaaS

wat started as a simple meme, “(3,3) + high apy” wood prove to be one of da greatest cult slogans of all time. “(3,3)” represented the very simple idea of “buy OHM, stake for high APY, never sell, everyone wins” and regardless of your personal feelings on OHM, was undoubtedly a success. the worldwide spread of OHM’s “(3,3)” thru CaaS in 2021 was a massive success in converting non-believers into cult enjoooyers (ohmies), growing OHM from <500 ohmies to >100,000 ohmies by 2022.

furthering the use of CaaS, many ERC20/NFT projects were launched by Ohmies themselves, sometimes with a portion of supply for these new projects going to prominent Ohmies on launch. sum of deez brojects utilized CaaS better than udders, wit da shining example being an NFT broject called “Bong Bears”.

now as much of a success as this cult was/is, this doesn’t mean the OHM chart just goes up forever. all tokens, regardless of utility or real life value, will rise and fall together in the bull/bear markets. the difference here is that cults who continue to buidl survive the bear market, rewarding holders for their loyalty and belief, while everyday “communities” formed in the bull markets almost always tend to fall and disappear during the bear, never to be seen again.

learning from teh mistakes of past cults

all internet money cults began as an experiment. especially da memecoins.

der are many tings we can taku away from deez past experiments. but also many mistaku.

in Beraoshi’s humble opinion, da most common mistake we see in memecoins is a lack of reason for existing beyond:

“this is the next SHIB/Ryoshi/Whale Insider/PnD token!”

“wE’rE gOnnA laUNch a bRaND nEw L1 foR oUr mEMecOiN”

blah blah blah… wat dey all rly mean is jus:

“poompa numbah go uppy maku me lotsa monies.”

for example, just look at Shiba Inu and how it has failed to find a reason to exist in the long term. the initial idea of SHIB was to be a competitor to Elon’s re-pumping of DOGECOIN so “SHIB will flip DOGE” was the mantra, but upon completing this goal there has been very little actually done by the SHIB “team.” SHIB has devolved into a never ending cycle of announcements for non-innovative “utilities” like ShibaSwap/Shiberium, and don’t even get me started on the larp coins…

dreaming of da future

Beraoshi had a dream last night.

in dis dream, Beroashi saw da future…

in da future der is a land rich wit $honey, run by beras smoking bongs, wit new games as far as da eye can see for all beras to play together in da sun.

(the sentence above maku sense to sum, but maku no sense to most. i won’t waste time trying to explain it now, but i encourage u to join tings here if u understand…)

upon waking up from dis dream, Beraoshi had one thought on his mind. with all of the new beauty dat comes from finding dis new world, der was one broblem couldn’t shake his mind of. wat if dis land run by beras is too gigabrain for da average Joe Smith to play in?

dis is teh beauty and curse of a cult. be retarded enuff for da masses to ignore initially, but alfa enuff for da chads to understand and research further. true alfa cannot be cannot be hidden away from da public, but must not be easily seen. true alfa must be right in the open for all to see, yet ignored until it’s too late for gen wealth gainz.

introducing Bera Inu $BONG, an experiment in CaaS

day 1 logo for $BONG, designed by a community member

Bera Inu $BONG is teh (unofficial) native memecoin of B*******n. it will be 0% tax, fully renounced/decentralized, and 100% fair launched.

upon fair launch (date still TBA), $BONG will kick things off by utilizing CaaS and will airdrop a portion of token supply to the afformentioned beras smoking bongs in the hopes that these beras can help fufill teh vision.

BERA INU $BONG HAS NOT LAUNCHED YET

Beraoshi’s Vision

imajin u are Joe Smith, the average cryptocurrency enthusiast (errrr i mean, investooor)

Joe doesn’t buy crypto becuz of gud fundimentals or innovation, he buys for exactly 3 reasons

Joe wants to be rich quick
his favorite Twitter influenza told him he will get rich from buying XYZ
the cute and funny dog logo made Joe laff inside (“ha ha i buy $10k worth”)

like it or not, this is the average crypto investooor’s thesis.

wat if we cood “trick” Joe into buying something dat appeared to be a cute dog logo shitcoin, but wuz actually a ticket into teh sacred land of $honey?

dis is teh vision Beraoshi has for $BONG. a “memecoin” on the surface, but heaps of alfa once ur inside.

bicture dis scenario:

Bera Inu ($BONG), a 0% tax multichain memecoin with teh strongest memecoin cult ever seen b4
Joe (an ETH shitcoiner) sees all da hype on Twitter over $BONG and immediately loads up Uniswap to buy $BONG on ETH Mainnet
now dat Joe holds da latest greatest memecoin $BONG, he starts digging around and finds out he can easily bridge his $BONG to B********n to make sum more money wit his $BONG
since there is no incentive to keep his $BONG on ETH, Joe bridges over his $BONG to B*******n to find out wat is going on over there
once bridged over, Joe discovers dat every B*******n protocol, game, lending platform, yield farm, etc, supported usage of the $BONG token
in finding this, Joe decides to play around on the chain and tell his friends about all of the gains to be made from playing/staking with $BONG on B*******n
Joe and all of his friends use B*******n daily now, and the CaaS has done it’s job

bretty epic vision for da future eh? B*******n has done an amazing job of CaaS by bringing NFT degens into the cult with the Bong Bears NFT; Bera Inu $BONG looks to mimic this effect by bring memecoin degens into the cult as well.

to achieve dis, $BONG needs UR help

Beroshi is jus one bera who started teh vision, and if you’ve read dis far u now share teh vision as well. if u understand wat i hav written today, this next part is for u.

in order to get things to a point where all B*******n protocols support the $BONG token, we need to buidl a strong network of likeminded individuals. DM Beraoshi#2612 on Discord or Twitter here if u wood lick to help things get going and join the Bera Inu Discord server. [EDIT: 2 hours and 100 members later, here is da linku https://discord.gg/7b5rpNsnn8]